how do I always get caught up in text sex?
maybe when a guy transitions for how themarsvolta's secret show into how badly I need to be spanked.

"Imagine i just played a show and you were there up front staring at me thinking about sucking my cock and all these girls and cheering for us. Then when were done i take you backstage and just bend you over and fuck you so hard. Wouldnt you love that?"

Wait. . .you now sound like a complete douche.