Post 004.

today many people have questioned me 

with everything ranging from my role in the oxfam dinner i'm hosting 

to if i'm rollin on halloween and why

basically, they have questioned me about things they don't need to know

then when i ask why they're questioning me, 

i receive cryptic messages 

so my question is 

when did even decided to start being the riddler 

isn't that jim carrey's role

and is even just doing it because that's they're halloween costume 

and they're trying to get in character, again like jim carrey

oh, and when is american appy going to start making a Riddler print?!

they need to get on it!

Post 003.

it's sad because i actually can't vote 

and that isn't sarcasm

they only want you when you're seventeen

well actually they want you when you're eighteen 

ladytron lies

but for everyone who is 18, please vote

vote for change no one wants 4,8, or 16 years of the same thing

inspiration for us all

because honestly, who doesn't love celebrities joining together for something 

it's especially exciting to see snoop dogg promoting something that isn't just the legalization of mary jane 

post 002.

do people in France name their children France?!

how about people in Germany?!

what about a little boy named Uzbekistan?!

well here's to you America

i mean America 

post 001.

what better to be for halloween than 

shitfaced lalohan?! now all i need is 

oh, and i can't forget my $120 lalohan leggings