Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Post 004.

today many people have questioned me 
with everything ranging from my role in the oxfam dinner i'm hosting 
to if i'm rollin on halloween and why
basically, they have questioned me about things they don't need to know
then when i ask why they're questioning me, 
i receive cryptic messages 

so my question is 
when did even decided to start being the riddler 
isn't that jim carrey's role
and is even just doing it because that's they're halloween costume 
and they're trying to get in character, again like jim carrey
oh, and when is american appy going to start making a Riddler print?!
they need to get on it!

Post 003.

it's sad because i actually can't vote 
and that isn't sarcasm
they only want you when you're seventeen
well actually they want you when you're eighteen 
ladytron lies
but for everyone who is 18, please vote
vote for change no one wants 4,8, or 16 years of the same thing

inspiration for us all
because honestly, who doesn't love celebrities joining together for something 
it's especially exciting to see snoop dogg promoting something that isn't just the legalization of mary jane 

Thursday, October 23, 2008

post 002.

do people in France name their children France?!
how about people in Germany?!
what about a little boy named Uzbekistan?!


well here's to you America

i mean America 



post 001.

what better to be for halloween than 

shitfaced lalohan?! now all i need is 













oh, and i can't forget my $120 lalohan leggings